Nimesh Patel

Nimesh Patel

Bio

I AM NIMESH PATEL. If you Google me, I am the first result. And most every other Nimesh Patel is a doctor. Which means if my parents Google me, they get their son, and then a list of everything they wanted their son to be.
I AM NIMESH PATEL
I like family, sarcasm, water, the Lakers, and dancing while drunk.

I AM A WRITER
I wrote for the 2016 Oscars with Chris Rock. I hope to write for you, too (if you pay me).

I AM A STAND-UP COMEDIAN
I say things people find funny. On stage. My idols are Larry David, Chris Rock, and Patrice O'Neal.

I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE
If you've not read David Foster Wallace's "This is Water," go read it. It guides a lot of my everyday life. There is more to me, but I am not unrealistic. I don't even want to write my biography, why would you want to read it?

I hope you like me as a person so far.